A Donkey Joke

mangothemadmonk wrote:Ok then ...

What do you call a skinny, fake, young horse?

A Boney, phoney, pony.

So what do you call a skinny, fake, young horse thats all on it's own

A Lonely, Boney, Phoney, Pony?

Ok, what do you call a...

Plain, skinny, fake, young horse thats all on it's own?

Is it a:
Homely,Lonely, Boney, Phoney, Pony?

If it is what do you call a...

Always complaining, Plain, skinny, fake, young horse thats all on it's own

Well done Neil.....

Is yours a Moany, Homely,Lonely, Boney, Phoney, Pony?

So what do you call a

Always complaining, Plain, skinny, fake, young horse thats all on it's own thats an exact copy?

It's Cloney, Moany, Homely,Lonely, Boney, Phoney, Pony?

So what do you call a

Always complaining, Plain, skinny, fake, young horse thats all on it's own thats an exact copy, and named after a recent Prime minister

Would that be Cloney, Moany, Homely,Lonely, Boney, Phoney, Pony, John?

Greenie

No it's not a Margeret either

MUPPET

Getting back to the Donkey.......

So, what would you call a fake, white, beer drinking , American, tall, scruffy, posh, naughty, small thinking, playing with himself, ice skating, small, wearing a thong, smelly playing the piano, with grit in his eye, 3 legged donkey who's just had a very cold shower, that does children’s television and bawdy variety shows and drives an armored vehicle and likes popular BBC game shows from the 80/90's drink and is on Teletubbies?

Johnny F

mangothemadmonk wrote:Getting back to the Donkey.......

So, what would you call a fake, white, beer drinking , American, tall, scruffy, posh, naughty, small thinking, playing with himself, ice skating, small, wearing a thong, smelly playing the piano, with grit in his eye, 3 legged donkey who's just had a very cold shower, that does children’s television and bawdy variety shows and drives an armored vehicle and likes popular BBC game shows from the 80/90's drink and is on Teletubbies?

Johnny F

Its a Phony, Honky, Yankee, Blankety blank, tanky, spanky, lanky, manky, swanky, Krankie, hanky, panky, wanky, plinky, plonky, shrinky, stinky, kinky, rinky dinky, TINKY WINKY,winky,wonky donkey wonky donkey?

Well done that man..... Over to you Neil.....

Johnny F

So then, what would you call an oversexed, fake, white, beer drinking , American, tall, scruffy, posh, naughty, small thinking, playing with himself, ice skating, small, wearing a thong, smelly playing the piano, with grit in his eye, 3 legged donkey who's just had a very cold shower, that does children’s television and bawdy variety shows and drives an armored vehicle and likes popular BBC game shows from the 80/90's drink and is on Teletubbies?

Would that be a RANDY Phony, Honky, Yankee, Blankety blank, tanky, spanky, lanky, manky, swanky, Krankie, hanky, panky, wanky, plinky, plonky, shrinky, stinky, kinky, rinky dinky, TINKY WINKY,winky,wonky donkey wonky donkey?

Johnny F

mangothemadmonk wrote:Would that be a RANDY Phony, Honky, Yankee, Blankety blank, tanky, spanky, lanky, manky, swanky, Krankie, hanky, panky, wanky, plinky, plonky, shrinky, stinky, kinky, rinky dinky, TINKY WINKY,winky,wonky donkey wonky donkey?

Johnny F

No

It's a Phony, BONKY,Honky, Yankee, Blankety blank, tanky, spanky, lanky, manky, swanky, Krankie, hanky, panky, wanky, plinky, plonky, shrinky, stinky, kinky, rinky dinky, TINKY WINKY,winky,wonky donkey wonky donkey?

Over to you

So then, what would you call an oversexed, fake, white, beer drinking , American, tall, scruffy, posh, naughty, small thinking, playing with himself, appearing as a character Alladin, ice skating, small, wearing a thong, smelly playing the piano, with grit in his eye, 3 legged donkey who's just had a very cold shower, that does children’s television and bawdy variety shows and drives an armored vehicle and likes popular BBC game shows from the 80/90's drink and is on Teletubbies?

Is it a WISHY WASHY,Phony, BONKY,Honky, Yankee, Blankety blank, tanky, spanky, lanky, manky, swanky, Krankie, hanky, panky, wanky, plinky, plonky, shrinky, stinky, kinky, rinky dinky, TINKY WINKY,winky,wonky donkey wonky donkey?

Or wot
If it is ....... what would you call a very handsome, appearing as a character in Aladdin, oversexed, fake, white, beer drinking , American, tall, scruffy, posh, naughty, small thinking, playing with himself, ice skating, small, wearing a thong, smelly playing the piano, with grit in his eye, 3 legged donkey who's just had a very cold shower, that does children’s television and bawdy variety shows and drives an armored vehicle and likes popular BBC game shows from the 80/90's drink and is on Teletubbies?